Greetings, noble travellers.

Tis I, Hops, bard extraorinaire, lute enthusiast, and once voted "Most likely to be kicked out of a tavern" you've stumbled upon a realm thats not quite ready for mortal eyes. The scrolls are still being inked, the tavern sign painted, and the website...well, its still loading like a troll with a limp.

Fear not! Behind the scenes, a great and terrible magic (known only as web development) is being conjured by arcane wizards tapping wildly on glowing runes.

So until then, stay clicking your fingers, maybe hum a jaunty tune, and check back anon, or if you're truly desperate, summon me via raven (or email- ravens are terrible with attachments)

Now if you'll excuse me, there's an orc that owes me money and a bar tab I must forget.

With rhythm and rhyme

HOPS

your temporarily unemployed bard